I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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