Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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