I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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