how can u be prego again
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
our cab driver is having phone sex.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
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Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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