He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Fuck appropriateness.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
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Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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