Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
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It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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