I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
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Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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