We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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