her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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