doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
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Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
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you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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