Got a toothbrush?
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
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i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
send nudes
from the living room?
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