So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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