I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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