i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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