It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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