I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
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just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
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I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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