I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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