you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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