There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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