i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
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Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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