What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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