How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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