so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
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She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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