You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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