This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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