can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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