I faked an abortion last night.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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