Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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