ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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