I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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