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I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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