The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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Boobs speak an international language.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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