no. you can't hotbox the world.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
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We have started to decorate penises.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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