It's Friday. Sex?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
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I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
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Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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