We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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