which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
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You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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