Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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