You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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