so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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