Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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