so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
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as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
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Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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