Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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