You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
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this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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