I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I AM VODKA MAN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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