I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
No stitches, just platelets and will power
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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