He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
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His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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