Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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