do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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