I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
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If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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