How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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